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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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