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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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