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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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