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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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