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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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