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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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