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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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