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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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