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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
Karl Pilkington
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
Karl Pilkington
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
Karl Pilkington
The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
Karl Pilkington
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
Karl Pilkington
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
Karl Pilkington
When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
Karl Pilkington
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Karl Pilkington
A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
Karl Pilkington
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington
I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
Karl Pilkington
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
Karl Pilkington
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington
If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Karl Pilkington
