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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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