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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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