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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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