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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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