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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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