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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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