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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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