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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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