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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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