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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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