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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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