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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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