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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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