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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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