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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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