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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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