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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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