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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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