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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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How would I know which one I was?
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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