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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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