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The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Could the world fall?
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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