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The Web is the new book though, innit?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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