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The Web is the new book though, innit?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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