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The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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How would I know which one I was?
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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