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The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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How would I know which one I was?
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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