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The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A dog has got human eyes.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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