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The Web is the new book though, innit?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Could the world fall?
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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