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The Web is the new book though, innit?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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