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The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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How would I know which one I was?
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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