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Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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