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The Web is the new book though, innit?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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