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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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