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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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