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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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