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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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