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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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