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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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