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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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