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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
Karl Pilkington
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
Karl Pilkington
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
Karl Pilkington
I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
