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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Could the world fall?
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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