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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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