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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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