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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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