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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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