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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Could the world fall?
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