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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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