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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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