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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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