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Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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