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A dog has got human eyes.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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