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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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How would I know which one I was?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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