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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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