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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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