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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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