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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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