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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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