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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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