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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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