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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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