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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
Karl Pilkington
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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