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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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