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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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A dog has got human eyes.
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