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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Could the world fall?
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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