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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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