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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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