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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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