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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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How would I know which one I was?
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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