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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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