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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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