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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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