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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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