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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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