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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Could the world fall?
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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